Funny Quotes Thread!

[*POTS*]

Wow this thread has become so dusty... Nobody posted in a long while.

Ok here's a typical game with KillingAngel:

KillingAngel:brb I want food
(one minute later...)
KillingAngel:pie brb
(one minute later...)
KillingAngel:ice cream brb
(one minute later...)
KillingAngel:cat is attacking me brb
(one minute later...)
KillingAngel:brb hand is bleeding
(one minute later...)
KillingAngel:brb dad is back
(one minute later...)
KillingAngel:phone brb
(one minute later...)
KillingAngel:TV show brb
(one minute later...)
KillingAngel:ankle hurts brb
(one minute later...)
KillingAngel:brb from brb
...
and so on till you reach a Runaway Loop Critical Error with over 1,000,000 iterations of the "BRB" object.

[Spice]

HEY that is SO not true *glare's* you make me sound fat

[*POTS*]

Ops, I forgot to say they're low-calorie sweets.

[BIOMECH]

[-HellFire-]

Actually it's true..

Everytime we play after killing ONE monster I read: ''BRB''..
It's even that worse that I didn't even read your messages after a while because I already knew what it said: ''BRB''.
It's so annoying... and frustrating... and not to forget, it's so naab...

[*POTS*]

Nope, it's just so girly...
Ice's "BRBs" can last up to two hours, don't forget it.

[Spice]

*sigh* fine, i shall not eat anymore mmm? seeing as like the only time i can eat is when im playing UT, gotta clean the house, school work, feed the pets, walk the dog,


meh lke i do all that anyways, from here on out, i wont eat or ill just pop out and not tell yah why?

[-HellFire-]

Just do less things in a few minutes lol

[Spice]

Just do less things in a few minutes lol

o.0 when you have 2 cats and a dog begging for food whem you are eating, its not that easy lol

[BIOMECH]

Your overloaded

[Blood Asp]

this was from another server i play on a different game

Aventien(me)
Kezriek(admin of a server)
Corvex(some GM on the server)

Kezriek: Av, type //admin
Aventien: What for?? Wouldnt the gameserver kick me?
Kezriek: Shouldnt do
*Aventien has logged in as admin*
Aventien: Since when was i admin?
Kezriek: Since i could be bothered to find out how to do it
Corvex: Yeah even tho i did it
Kezriek: stfu Corvette
Corvex: Make fun of my name and i ban u
Aventien: Uh Oh
Kezriek: I own this place u cant ban me :p
Corvex: Rly :O
Kezriek: You been my GM For nearly 5 months now idiot
Corvex: Thats it
*Server shutdown in 10 seconds
Corvex: Oh **** Wrong button
Kezriek: i am gonna hack ur PC
Aventien: Ooookay i will see you maybe in a couple of months then...
Corvex: ffs i blame my mouse, he isnt running in his wheel fast enough
*Server shutdown*

Me: Hmmm Right i think these guys got some problems knowing what the hell they are doing *plays UT*

I Dunno, where those 2 lived i think was like 2am in morning and they were both completely lampshaded *drunk XD* Anyway i have been back on that server of theirs and uuh, its still going down every 15 hours

[Hermskii]

LOL! Thanks for sharing. I feel much better seeing that! Hahahaha!

[Blood Asp]

Just to let u know Hermskii they were greek XD so yeah, u know what the greeks are like lol

[*POTS*]

Smells like POTS
UTSA}KillingAngel:ugh it stinks of pot
{MHM}HellFire':it's not THAT much work
{MHM}*POTS*:hey I don't stink
{MHM}HellFire':I won't include everyone
UTSA}KillingAngel:no just ugh

Smells like Killing Angel
UTSA}KillingAngel:eck
UTSA}KillingAngel:water
MHM}*POTS*:zombie girls can't swim
UTSA}KillingAngel:no
UTSA}KillingAngel:I stink
{MHM}*POTS*:sink you mean?
UTSA}KillingAngel:yah yah yah sink

UGH you guys are so...
{MHM}Reiyel_3.0:the...
70 seconds left to vote.
{MHM}Reiyel_3.0:LOL
UTSA}KillingAngel:you guys are so <<expletive deleted>> lame
{MHM}GrimReaper:yeah
{MHM}Reiyel_3.0:lol
{MHM}-SuPreMe-:this map is boring
{MHM}Reiyel_3.0:"you guys are so... lame"
{MHM}Reiyel_3.0:"yeah"
{MHM}Reiyel_3.0:xD

Squeal baby squeal
MaxiPig: lol fantastic support
Falco: man
Falco: I'm playing with noobs
UTSA}KillingAngel: poor baby
Falco: this Lactanius idiot launches me into the "freaking" water with rockets while he's supposed to be defending

Chinese tea time
UTSA}KillingAngel:brb gotta make my tea
{MHM}*POTS*:lol oh no
{MHM}*POTS*:Reiyel's syndrome
{MHM}*POTS*:Ha ha ha!

Medic!
{MHM}HellFire':[Life: 170 Health - 0 Armor]
{MHM}HellFire':[Life: 76 Health - 0 Armor]
{MHM}HellFire' left a small crater
{MHM}HellFire':[Life: -1000 Health - 0 Armor]

Medic! (2)
{MHM}BIOMECH:Greetings!
Madcow{CCC}so many cows!
{MHM}HellFire':too many...
Madcow{CCC} left a small crater
{MHM}BIOMECH:

Medic! (3)
{MHM}HellFire':Medic!
UTSA}KillingAngel:yes master, I'll come lol

[Hermskii]

Great quotes but what server are they on?