Herm Jr. can telefrag!

Post by **Hermskii** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 9:27 pm

My oldest son is 3 years old (almost 4) and today he was on my lap and we were taking turns with each life we had while playing Last Man Standing. After about 20 minutes I was surprised to see that my son already knows how to freaking telefrag! He ran through about 10 bots just telefragging them. He made it look so easy. I just thought this was awesome and wanted to share it. He's still only 3 years old!

gopostal · Post by **gopostal** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 9:32 pm

I love those moments too Herm.

My son is 11. He spent the last two weeks exploring the game Left4Dead. He really wanted to play as a zombie offline (which is not supposed to be possible) but he kept nagging me about it. I told him "figure it out" trying to get him off my back.

I looked in a couple of days ago and saw him playing as a zombie offline. I poked him on the shoulder and said "Thought you couldn't do that?" He glanced over his shoulder non-chalantley and said "hacked it" and went back to playing.

I've never been so proud..[sniff]

Flatus · Post by **Flatus** » Sun Dec 14, 2008 2:16 pm

Now if Jr. is able to go up against a real person & even just does 1 kill on them, that will be big since that other player could then be told "You just got killed by a 3 yr old!"

As far as ScottyD's kid did, I'd keep a close eye on what other 'hacks' he may do to other games in the future.

Post by **Hermskii** » Sun Dec 14, 2008 2:35 pm

He can. I'm telling you my kid has game. I wonder if this is sad too?

MEAT · Post by **MEAT** » Sun Dec 14, 2008 5:00 pm

Hermskii wrote: I'm telling you my kid has game.

Yeah...but can he fetch you a cold beer from the frig?

Post by **Hermskii** » Sun Dec 14, 2008 7:09 pm

Been there too and done that already. I guess he really is like a dream son already! How old should he be before I teach him to mow the yard?

MEAT · Post by **MEAT** » Sun Dec 14, 2008 8:29 pm

Hermskii wrote:How old should he be before I teach him to mow the yard?

Teach him soon before mama Hermskii gets wind of your ideas.
Although the oldest son usually turns into daddys little man.
Hurry, grab his little brother and throw him in front of a game of Unreal.

a nameless entity · Post by **a nameless entity** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:03 pm

Well, boys will be boys I guess.

HERM, did you tone down the bots so that your son could practice? They are behaving very benignly tonight.

Post by **Hermskii** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 12:43 am

I have not touched the bots in a long time. He doesn't play on line. He plays practice sessions. He sets the bots to Average and likes them all to have the XAN skin. Yes, he is not even 4 yet and knows all of that stuff.

I'm woriied a little. He likes to play as a female marine or something like that. He changes up his player often. He never selects my skin. I'm worried about him and may have to bust out the old Super NES and Mario Brothers for him.

-HellFire- · Post by **-HellFire-** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:07 pm

Let him try some MonsterHunt

Im looking forward to ever play with him

Gregwards · Post by **Gregwards** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 3:44 am

HermJr telefraging on MHM......lol. that i would have to see. you'll have to put the translocator on the MHM server first but it would be worth it to see him go up against a titan or warlord and watch to see if how long it would take him to telefrag some.

which is harder to telefrag a fly or a warlord? A warlord is easier to hit but harder to get close to while a fly you can get close to easily but one is small and hard to hit.

BIOMECH · Post by **BIOMECH** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 5:31 am

I think a fly would be easier, because you make it chase you, then when it's flying low to the ground you translocate under it and it gets trapped inside your torso.

Post by **Hermskii** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:10 am

Today Herms Jr. turned 4 years old. I forgot to mentin that he is a little jumper too. He can get the insta-gib gun by himself and complete the entire map of MH-Akemi. Yes, he was able to do this before he turned 4. The only thing left for him to learn how to do is be able to run and jump at the same time. He is working on getting past MH-Hebreke now. Once he get past it, I will introduce him to MH-Andromeda-Ancient. CYA

BIOMECH · Post by **BIOMECH** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 11:22 am

Tell him to be careful! I live there remember!

I don't want a 4 year old destroying my house.

*POTS* · Post by ***POTS*** » Thu Dec 25, 2008 7:39 pm

Hermskii wrote:Today Herms Jr. turned 4 years old. I forgot to mentin that he is a little jumper too. He can get the insta-gib gun by himself and complete the entire map of MH-Akemi. Yes, he was able to do this before he turned 4. The only thing left for him to learn how to do is be able to run and jump at the same time. He is working on getting past MH-Hebreke now. Once he get past it, I will introduce him to MH-Andromeda-Ancient. CYA

This story makes me think how n00b I was (and still am)

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