Free Kitten To Good Home

[Spice]

Free Kitten To A Good Home

Name:Blinkie, also comes to Little One, or That Cat
Age: 3 months
gender: boy
Colour:werid
Likes:cuddles, feet, laptops, warm spots, toast, tea, TV, sleeping, being lazy, eating, playing,watching you die at UT
Dislikes:water, blow dryers, music, father, dog,

WARNING:chews on power cords, plays with bags at night, whines when u dont pick him up, whines when u pick him up, whines when u dont pet him, attacks you at 3 AM, likes to mess with you by choking and being fine by the time you trip over somthing and get to him

so, which adress should i send him to?

[BIOMECH]

Oh yeah under our new enlightended (pointless) management system we can't just put in single smiley posts..oh well this extra bit should do the trick.

[Spice]

eh, nice try bio but i still think yah broke the rules

and now my eyes hurt

[*POTS*]

Actually this kitten has been lucky, you saved him from a heavy flea attack, eye disease and starvation. Many other alley cats aren't that lucky and can't survive.

[Spice]

yes, but now i hate him!

he goes on my keyboard, eats my toast, whines at night,

[BIOMECH]

Maybe having a cat trampling random keys would--NO..must...not....not.....