Any Tips? (Found Kitten)
- Hermskii
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Re: Any Tips? (Found Kitten)
Soak the kitten with gasoline or standard lighter fluid then all you have to do is get some matches or a lighter and......
LOL, you thought I was going to go there didn't you?
LOL, you thought I was going to go there didn't you?
~Peace~
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Re: Any Tips? (Found Kitten)
thanks david im gonna give him a bath tomorrow gonna be hard as my dad doesnt want to touch him
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OMG Herm that brought back such memories. As a kid we were country poor so entertainment was "make your own". One favorite was to paint the rears of the local cats with a brush full of turpentine. Seeing a cat squall like its a.. was on fire is entertainment at it's pinnacle but couple that with the butt-scoot they sometimes did across the grass is truly a you-tube caliber event.
Disclosure: No animals were harmed (much) in the making of this post.
Disclosure: No animals were harmed (much) in the making of this post.
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Re: Any Tips? (Found Kitten)
And here I thought Gopo was this overly-sensitive, caring kind of guy.... 

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For the record I am a very different person post-military. I didn't understand respect for life before, but I do now.
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Re: Any Tips? (Found Kitten)
*yawns* stuipd little brat of a kitten whineing all night, attacking my feet, bitting my hands, jumping on me, anyone want a kitten? anyone at all? ill ship him to you free of charge?
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So, I take it the Little Fuzz Ball is doing ok?Spice wrote:*yawns* stuipd little brat of a kitten whineing all night, attacking my feet, bitting my hands, jumping on me, anyone want a kitten? anyone at all? ill ship him to you free of charge?
He's in the house & free of bugs?
You had us worried sick since we didn't hear from you all week. I thought you were too grief stricken to talk to us.

I thought your dad took Herm's advice, soaked him in gas, set him on fire and ate him.
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Re: Any Tips? (Found Kitten)
jeez just do the simple thing, throw it out in front of a car and then the cat has the best owner in the... somethingness... GOD!!! 


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gopostal wrote:For the record I am a very different person post-military. I didn't understand respect for life before, but I do now.
The taking of life will make you realize a lot of things . . . . but then again some lives need to be taken . . . .
Evil is obvious only in retrospect.
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Re: Any Tips? (Found Kitten)
FUZZY i should have called him that, not Blinkie, after all, he is a little fluff ball
he still has flea's but not as bad and my dad wont let me take him in the house, but the little bugger whines untill i go out side with him
he still has flea's but not as bad and my dad wont let me take him in the house, but the little bugger whines untill i go out side with him
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trust me i couldnt do that if i wanted to, its scared of everything and claws,
heres about him so far
Name: Blinkie
Age: unknow
Gender: a boy
Colour:Tabby
Likes: Attacking/Eating Feet, String,Blanket's,Food
DisLikes: Cats, Dogs,Cars,Sleeping,Grass,Stairs,Road,Wood,Light's,Darkness,Cage's,Beng Held, people,sounds,anything that moves,being alone, and the number one thing? DAD
Other: he whines, he smells, he poop's, he doesnt sleep at all,,
isnt he the best in the world?
heres about him so far
Name: Blinkie
Age: unknow
Gender: a boy
Colour:Tabby
Likes: Attacking/Eating Feet, String,Blanket's,Food
DisLikes: Cats, Dogs,Cars,Sleeping,Grass,Stairs,Road,Wood,Light's,Darkness,Cage's,Beng Held, people,sounds,anything that moves,being alone, and the number one thing? DAD
Other: he whines, he smells, he poop's, he doesnt sleep at all,,
isnt he the best in the world?
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Re: Any Tips? (Found Kitten)
In no time, he'll be a perfect candidate to run a Redeemer server!Spice wrote: he whines, he smells, he poop's, he doesnt sleep at all

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Re: Any Tips? (Found Kitten)
Bleh Fine, EA Idea MkII: Put the cat in front of a tractor, then the cat has the 2nd (???) Best owner in the world!! A FARMER!..
