Why Worry?

[a nameless entity]

Why Worry?

There are only two things to worry about.
Either you are sick, or you are well.
If you are well, there's nothing to worry about.
If you are sick, there are only two things to worry about.
Either you will get well or you will die.
If you get well, there's nothing to worry about.
If you die, there are only two things to worry about.
Either you will go to heaven or to hell.
If you go to heaven, there's nothing to worry about.
If you go to hell, you'll be so damn busy shaking hands with all of your friends you won't have time to worry!

"We go to heaven for the climate, but to hell for the company" - Mark Twain