The future is now! Beam me up Scotty!

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The future is now! Beam me up Scotty!

Post by Terraniux » Sat Jun 25, 2011 6:38 am

The first timemachine/teleportation machine is created! LOL :mrgreen:

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SUMMARY OF THE INVENTION

[0021] It is the object of this invention to teleport a human being from one location to another by creating a pulsed gravitational wave traveling through hyperspace that asymmetrically compresses and expands the quantum wells of the human energy being. This spacetime curvature distortion of the hyperspace quantum wells pulls the physical body out of dimension such that the human being is teleported along with the wave. As the pulsed wave moves on past the quantum wells, the human is brought back into dimension at some distant location. The invention requires (1) a device that will generate a wormhole between space and hyperspace, and (2) a device that will generate a gravitational wave which can be inserted through the wormhole.

[0022] Referring to FIG. 11, a magnetic vortex wormhole generator has already been developed which generates a wormhole between space and hyperspace as described in a previous patent application entitled Magnetic Vortex Wormhole Generator. Using this generator, it was found that smoke blown through one side of the coil does not appear on the other side of cylindrical coil. The smoke flows through the wormhole and appears in a hyperspace co-dimension. It was this experiment that resulted in making first contact with the androids of the Grey aliens who told me, in a remote viewing session, that "We saw you blowing smoke into hyperspace."

[0023] The wormhole generator consists of two concentric cylindrical coils (A,B), one of larger radius than the other, made of thin transformer iron laminate wrapped in opposite directions with one continuous wire driven by a sinusoidal current. The solenoidal coil generates a magnetic field through the laminate. Because the electrical current flows in opposite directions at different radii through the two windings, bucking electric fields (C) are created along the centerline of the generator. These radially-offset magnetic fields and bucking electric fields, as shown by a calculation using Einstein's General Theory of Relativity, generate both an enormous spiking spacetime curvature and negative energy at small radius along the centerline where the wormhole is formed. The gravitational wave generator is then coupled to this wormhole generator.

[0024] Referring to FIG. 12, it is known from gravitation physics that injecting an electromagnetic wave (A) into a hollow toroidal waveguide (B) produces a hyperbolic spacetime curvature stress (C) in the plane of the waveguide. The tips of the arrows indicate compression and the tail of the arrows indicate expansion or stretching of spacetime. The reason for this spacetime curvature is because the waveguide forces the electromagnetic wave to curve around and travel in a circle. Spacetime has to compensate for this toroidal-generated stress by creating hyperbolic lines of stress in the inner plane of the toroid so that the overall spacetime curvature is zero. For a greater gravitational effect, three toroidal waveguides, phased 120 degrees apart, are used to seal off the curvature.

[0025] Referring to FIG. 13, the three toroids create a rotating, twisting, vertical propagating gravitational field (A) through the centerline of the toroids provided that the period of the electromagnetic wave is twice the period of the gravitational wave. This phase relationship is adjusted by selecting the correct radius for the frequency of the monochromatic wave.

[0026] In order to effectively use this gravitational wave, referring to FIG. 14, three phased toroidal waveguides (A,B) are mounted at the top of each of two identical square granite obelisks (C,D). The two obelisks are offset by a short distance between them. As the vertical gravitational wave rotates around along the vertical axis inside the obelisk, the edges of the square obelisks are compressed and expanded such as to create two cylindrical asymmetric gravitational waves traveling radially outward.

[0027] Referring to FIG. 15, these waves meet to form a plane gravitational wave (A) which travels down the centerline between the two obelisks.

[0028] Referring to FIG. 16, the full body teleportation system consists of the twin granite obelisks (A,B) on which are mounted near the top of each the toroidal waveguides (C,D) which produce the pulsed gravitational waves (E,F) that run the length of the obelisks. Because the gravitational wave is rotating inside the obelisk, the granite stone undergoes a very small asymmetrical compression and expansion. A cylindrical gravitational wave propagates out from each obelisk such that along the centerline between the two there is generated a plane gravitational wave. This wave enters the wormhole (H) created by the magnetic vortex generator which is located a short distance from and parallel to the obelisks. The wave is amplified by a factor of almost 10 .sup.13 when it enters the hyperspace co-dimension.


Check these articles:

http://appft1.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Par ... 0060071122

http://philosophers-stone.co.uk/wordpre ... 071122.pdf

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Thought this would be nice to share here :)
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Post by BIOMECH » Sat Jun 25, 2011 2:19 pm

:lol: :mrgreen:

I will believe that when I see it. :roll: :)
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Post by Helen » Sat Jun 25, 2011 6:56 pm

I was reading all that link. The guys sounds as serious as hell, until this line, quote:

It was this experiment that resulted in making first contact with the androids of the Grey aliens who told me, in a remote viewing session, that "We saw you blowing smoke into hyperspace."

lol.
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Post by a nameless entity » Sun Jun 26, 2011 12:40 pm

Wasn't it the then vice president of the USA who commented on the passing of a bill that defined patents by saying that he didn't really see the need for the patents act, since everything had already been invented? :mrgreen: :lol:
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Post by Gregwards » Wed Jun 29, 2011 5:27 pm

firstly the tleportation used in star trek was used because of a limited budget lol.
secondly teleportation is posible and has been done the only problem is that at the highest internet speed avalible it would still take i think it was 15,000 years to send the data for one person. they managed to teleport i think it was an atom or part of an atom doe so its already a start.
all this was what i got from a show by james may a while back the one about flying cars which once again has been done (once again poorly lol).

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Post by Hermskii » Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:56 pm

Yeah, I had read already that they have teleported a atom or something from one spot to another. They were all excited because it was in two places at once if I recall.
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Post by Hook » Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:59 pm

I wonder if it is really "teleported", or merely "replicated"??? :?
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Post by a nameless entity » Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:24 pm

I believe I read in that book that I mentioned in another thread called "What the [bleep] do we know?" that there are sub atomic particles out there so small that they don't behave according any conventional laws of physics. They quite happily flit about the universe here and there doing their thing, and are quite easily capable of being in several places at once while they do it. It also seems that they are quite susceptible to human thought, because if a Scientist wishes to measure some of them, they will quite happily line up for him to look at, and then go flitting back off into the universe as soon as he is done with them. :o

It also seems likely that teleportation is actually just replication elsewhere. Of course if it was one of those super sub atomic particles, it may have just zipped between the two places at once, because that's what the Scientists wanted it to do. :lol:
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Post by Hermskii » Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:56 pm

I read what I was talking about a few weeks if not a few months ago. I'm sure a quick look at recent "Beam me up Scotty" news articals will find it but I won't be hunting for it. I'm usually not interested until they have it and I can buy it.

Did you hear about them finding a way to make your gray hair go back to its normal color? True but so far only in rats. I bet they'll have this one out and on the market inside of 10 years.
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Post by Hook » Fri Jul 01, 2011 12:50 pm

Hermskii wrote:Did you hear about them finding a way to make your gray hair go back to its normal color? True but so far only in rats. I bet they'll have this one out and on the market inside of 10 years.
Another one is called "Camo" for men - :lol:
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Takes 10 years off. (at least) :P
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Post by a nameless entity » Fri Jul 01, 2011 3:50 pm

I'd happily be gray, with a FULL head of hair! :? :lol:
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Post by Hermskii » Sun Jul 03, 2011 9:40 pm

That's me at this point. Gray with a full set of hair. CAMO huh? Might have to give it a shot.
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Post by David » Mon Jul 04, 2011 9:23 am

Hermskii wrote:That's me at this point. Gray with a full set of hair
Ditto. I am not worried about it. If I keep my hair short (buzzed), it looks fine; and easy to take care of 8)
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Your picture is gone! Time for you to upload it to my forum rather than link to it at tinypic I guess.
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Post by David » Mon Jul 04, 2011 9:28 am

Hermskii wrote:Your picture is gone! Time for you to upload it to my forum rather than link to it at tinypic I guess.
Funny enough it was there when I posted it a few minutes ago :?: I might look into how to upload a picture for the signature...
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