The Ultimate Humiliation
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Re: The Ultimate Humiliation
Humiliating moments? Let me think...
1 - You're on the very edge of a tile, you dodge forward but the freaking UT/keyboard thinks you're walking forward and you fall down and instantly die;
2 - You're guiding a redeemer, your opponent is guiding another one, you try to use yours as a shield, you press the AltFire button once, twice, three times and finally at the 99th time you succeed in triggering it but you realize you're already dead;
3 - You're backstabbed by Reiyel's shock combo spam while you're holding a puny enforcer or you run out of ammo in CTF-Thorns;
4 - You get sandwiched between HellFire and Reiyel's instagib on Deck16 and your ping is 250 on average;
5 - A player asks you for something and you're typekilled while trying to help him/her;
6 - You're forced to play the Hebereke maps for the 100th time in a row, a random player is rushing towards the usual instagib or deemers, you leave a small crater trying to reach him and he laughs at you;
7 - You've spent half an hour finding a good hiding place, you launch your redeemer and someone else telefrags you exactly 5 seconds later;
8 - You and another player are about to jump on a lift, he/she doesn't wait for you and you leave a small crater and he laughs at you;
9 - You spend half an hour downloading all maps, mods, mutators, skins, packages, crap from a server and when you finally get them all your buddies leave the server and you realize you've wasted 30 minutes of your life for nothing;
10 - You're playing on a server with your buddies, a power cut or a line break or a laptop crash occurs, and by the time you come back they've already left the server;
11 - You're close to a bridge, someone kills a Boss monster, an earthquake is summoned and you're pushed on the bridge, the bridge collapses and you fall in a lava pit and you die;
12 - You're fighting against a Titan, you're two miles away from him, an invisible rock bounces off the wall and hits you and you die;
13 - You're about to kill a SkaarjTrooper, but a magic happens and his image drops down and by the time you realize you're shooting at a ghost he headshots you;
14 - You're playing MH-IslandInvasion, you're spawnkilled 10 times in a row, you still manage to kill three or four InstaSkaarjs but none of them drops a freaking instagib for you while everyone else got one but doesn't help you, you finish the game at the last place and they venture to say you're last;
15 - You're close to the end of a very long Bunny Track, a player joins, he causes you lag, you fall down and die and you are back to square one, while the rusher of the day got his award in the meanwhile
Do I need to go on?
1 - You're on the very edge of a tile, you dodge forward but the freaking UT/keyboard thinks you're walking forward and you fall down and instantly die;
2 - You're guiding a redeemer, your opponent is guiding another one, you try to use yours as a shield, you press the AltFire button once, twice, three times and finally at the 99th time you succeed in triggering it but you realize you're already dead;
3 - You're backstabbed by Reiyel's shock combo spam while you're holding a puny enforcer or you run out of ammo in CTF-Thorns;
4 - You get sandwiched between HellFire and Reiyel's instagib on Deck16 and your ping is 250 on average;
5 - A player asks you for something and you're typekilled while trying to help him/her;
6 - You're forced to play the Hebereke maps for the 100th time in a row, a random player is rushing towards the usual instagib or deemers, you leave a small crater trying to reach him and he laughs at you;
7 - You've spent half an hour finding a good hiding place, you launch your redeemer and someone else telefrags you exactly 5 seconds later;
8 - You and another player are about to jump on a lift, he/she doesn't wait for you and you leave a small crater and he laughs at you;
9 - You spend half an hour downloading all maps, mods, mutators, skins, packages, crap from a server and when you finally get them all your buddies leave the server and you realize you've wasted 30 minutes of your life for nothing;
10 - You're playing on a server with your buddies, a power cut or a line break or a laptop crash occurs, and by the time you come back they've already left the server;
11 - You're close to a bridge, someone kills a Boss monster, an earthquake is summoned and you're pushed on the bridge, the bridge collapses and you fall in a lava pit and you die;
12 - You're fighting against a Titan, you're two miles away from him, an invisible rock bounces off the wall and hits you and you die;
13 - You're about to kill a SkaarjTrooper, but a magic happens and his image drops down and by the time you realize you're shooting at a ghost he headshots you;
14 - You're playing MH-IslandInvasion, you're spawnkilled 10 times in a row, you still manage to kill three or four InstaSkaarjs but none of them drops a freaking instagib for you while everyone else got one but doesn't help you, you finish the game at the last place and they venture to say you're last;
15 - You're close to the end of a very long Bunny Track, a player joins, he causes you lag, you fall down and die and you are back to square one, while the rusher of the day got his award in the meanwhile
Do I need to go on?
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- Spice
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Re: The Ultimate Humiliation
oh yes please go on lol
this stuff is funny
this stuff is funny
- MEAT
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Re: The Ultimate Humiliation
*POTS* wrote:Humiliating moments? Let me think...
1 - You're on the very edge of a tile, you dodge forward but the freaking UT/keyboard thinks you're walking forward and you fall down and instantly die;
2 - You're guiding a redeemer, your opponent is guiding another one, you try to use yours as a shield, you press the AltFire button once, twice, three times and finally at the 99th time you succeed in triggering it but you realize you're already dead;
3 - You're backstabbed by Reiyel's shock combo spam while you're holding a puny enforcer or you run out of ammo in CTF-Thorns;
4 - You get sandwiched between HellFire and Reiyel's instagib on Deck16 and your ping is 250 on average;
5 - A player asks you for something and you're typekilled while trying to help him/her;
6 - You're forced to play the Hebereke maps for the 100th time in a row, a random player is rushing towards the usual instagib or deemers, you leave a small crater trying to reach him and he laughs at you;
7 - You've spent half an hour finding a good hiding place, you launch your redeemer and someone else telefrags you exactly 5 seconds later;
8 - You and another player are about to jump on a lift, he/she doesn't wait for you and you leave a small crater and he laughs at you;
9 - You spend half an hour downloading all maps, mods, mutators, skins, packages, crap from a server and when you finally get them all your buddies leave the server and you realize you've wasted 30 minutes of your life for nothing;
10 - You're playing on a server with your buddies, a power cut or a line break or a laptop crash occurs, and by the time you come back they've already left the server;
11 - You're close to a bridge, someone kills a Boss monster, an earthquake is summoned and you're pushed on the bridge, the bridge collapses and you fall in a lava pit and you die;
12 - You're fighting against a Titan, you're two miles away from him, an invisible rock bounces off the wall and hits you and you die;
13 - You're about to kill a SkaarjTrooper, but a magic happens and his image drops down and by the time you realize you're shooting at a ghost he headshots you;
14 - You're playing MH-IslandInvasion, you're spawnkilled 10 times in a row, you still manage to kill three or four InstaSkaarjs but none of them drops a freaking instagib for you while everyone else got one but doesn't help you, you finish the game at the last place and they venture to say you're last;
15 - You're close to the end of a very long Bunny Track, a player joins, he causes you lag, you fall down and die and you are back to square one, while the rusher of the day got his award in the meanwhile
Do I need to go on?
Somebody needs a hug...?

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Re: The Ultimate Humiliation
Yes pleaseMEAT wrote: Somebody needs a hug...?

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- Hermskii
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Re: The Ultimate Humiliation
LOL! That was great MEAT! Hey POTS, I'll give you a hug too you poor thing.
~Peace~
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- *POTS*
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- Spice
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Re: The Ultimate Humiliation
lol, can i 2nd that?MEAT wrote:That *POTS* character bitches more then I do...
just kidding
or am i?
- *POTS*
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- Spice
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Re: The Ultimate Humiliation
mmm BRB girl,,,,
me no like it
and half the time i dont leave i just say BRB as i dont wanna do anything
me no like it
and half the time i dont leave i just say BRB as i dont wanna do anything
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- Spice
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Re: The Ultimate Humiliation
as i have nothing else to do or il killing my cat?
but i think we are getting off topic,,,,
but i think we are getting off topic,,,,
- *POTS*
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Re: The Ultimate Humiliation
Cause she's a girl and girls get bored after two DM games in a row.-HellFire- wrote:Why you say ''brb'' when you just do nothing
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- Killer Klownz
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Re: The Ultimate Humiliation
*POTS* wrote:Humiliating moments? Let me think...
7 - You've spent half an hour finding a good hiding place, you launch your redeemer and someone else telefrags you exactly 5 seconds later;
Come on now . . , Klownz gave you at least 6.5 seconds before the telefrag . . . Klownz likes to make you feel your doing good . . . .
Evil is obvious only in retrospect.