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Joke #1

Post by Hermskii » Fri May 13, 2011 2:48 pm

Do you know where the word "vegetarian" comes from?

It is actually an old Indian word that means "really bad hunter".

Bahahahaha! I heard that today and loved it!
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Post by David » Fri May 13, 2011 8:29 pm

I hope this does not offend anyone. I saw this and thought that it was funny.
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Re: Joke #1

Post by Hermskii » Sat May 14, 2011 12:36 am

Hahahahaha! Awesome David! Thanks!
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Re: Joke #1

Post by David » Tue May 17, 2011 8:41 pm

I got this joke in my email from my mother.

Idaho bank robber!!>
> A hooded robber burst into an Idaho bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door, a brave customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off revealing the robber's face. The robber shot the customer without a moment's hesitation.

He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also. Everyone else, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence.

The robber yelled, 'Well, did anyone else see my face?' There are a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was plainly afraid to speak.

Then, one old cowboy tentatively raised his hand, and while keeping his head down said, 'I think my wife got a pretty good look at you.'
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Post by Hermskii » Tue May 17, 2011 10:35 pm

Ewwwww Doggy! That one is priceless!
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Re: Joke #1

Post by Scify » Sat May 21, 2011 1:23 am

Not everyone carry shoot gun to hot tub with Beer
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